I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I want to be your penis for a week.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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