i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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