You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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