me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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