Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
dude. I can hear the air.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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