so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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