Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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