I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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