I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Someone shit on the floor
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
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I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
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you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
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