Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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