dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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