Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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