Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
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i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
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IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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