I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
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I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
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We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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