So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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