everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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