First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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