I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
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Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
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Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize