WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
The best revenge is premature balding
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
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Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
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You had me at "let me see your balls"
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Randomize