Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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