You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
