yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
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she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
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Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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