hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
His hands were made for my vagina.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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