No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
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remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
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I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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