Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
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He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
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Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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