You're completely useless in the revolution.
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
Actions speak louder than pants.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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