No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
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I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
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I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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