i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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