Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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