It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
