One girl and one boy is just not enough.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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