it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
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How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
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I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
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I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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