About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
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Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
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Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
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