You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
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I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
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And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
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