love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Randomize
