I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
he shaved USA in his pubs
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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