I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
id be glad to
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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