Me too!
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
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I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
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And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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