i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
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Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
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So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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