Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
never play flip cup with pint glasses
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
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Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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