that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
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