words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
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i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
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I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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