this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
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I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
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Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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