What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
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Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
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I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
as a side note pls kill me
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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