My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
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He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
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This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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