so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
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I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
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FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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