Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
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when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
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I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
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