its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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