Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
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