i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
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Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
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The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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